Border-crossing consequences

Purloined from a mailing list:

Crossing borders

If you illegally cross the:

 North Korean border, you get 12 years' hard labour.

Iranian border, you are detained indefinitely.

Afghan border, you get shot.

Saudi Arabian border, you will be jailed.

Chinese border, you may never be heard from again.

Russian border, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

Cuban border, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

UK Border, you get

• Free healthcare
• An unearned income
• A home
• Free education for your kids
• Furnishings for your home
• Free dentistry
• Free use of an infra-structure paid for by the toil and taxes of previous generations
• The free use of all social facilities
• Free translation services
• Agencies that will help you settle in
• Free round the clock police protection
• You will find the law is weighed in your favour

All power to Lord Pearson, new leader of UKIP!