Sunday, 21 November 2010

Bought and sold with leprechaun's gold

The Republic of Ireland has accepted an EU bailout of up to €100bn.

After literally days of feigning resistance, the Vichy Irish government have caved in to pressure from their puppet masters and agreed to hand over effective control of their economy to the European Empire in exchange for a cauldron of leprechaun's gold.

Not only will this EU bailout be part funded by the UK, but Boy George has offered a few billion pounds in contingency loans "to help a friend in need".  And here was me thinking we were on "the brink of bankruptcy".

The EU now controls the Greek economy and the Irish economy.  Portugal, Spain and Italy will be next and then what happens?  We can't afford to bail out the entire continent and the French and Germans certainly aren't in a position to, not when their economies are hobbled by EU regulations.

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I read a few days ago that they're scrapping the missing persons helpline to save a few hundred thousand yet as you say they suddenly find over 7 billion to help a eurozone member. Beggars belief!
1 reply · active 626 weeks ago
Well let's face it they hardly ever find the missing persons do they, it's a bit like that waste of time Victims Support
obs for policemens wives.
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guestKarl Fenn · 626 weeks ago

Well of course the EU can give bail outs, loans or whatever they wish, there is never a guarantee in these times of
austerity any bail outs they provide will be subject to guarntee of return, look at Greece for instants. I don't know
where they get this impression, it's often said, the little people of cornwall or Ireland were no fools, folk law suggets
leprechaun's suffer on fools, as not the fairies.

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