Heseltine says UK will join €uro

Michael Heseltine, the former Deputy Prime Minister and eurofanatic of Thatcher's government, has said that the €uro will bounce back and that the UK will join.

Even though the €uro is on the brink of collapse, three €urozone members have had to be bailed out, two €urozone governments have been overthrown by the EU to protect the currency and a €1tn bailout fund is needed just to allow Greece to default in a managed way, Heseltine still thinks that the UK's future lies in the €urozone.

At 78 years old, perhaps it's time for Lord Tarzan to slow down a bit and find the time to get some medication for his delusional fantasies?