Comrade Corbyn wins Labour leadership election

Jeremy Corbyn has won the Labour Party leadership election outright with 59.5% of first preference votes.

The grammar school educated Marxist's victory has led to the resignation of eight members of the shadow cabinet within hours:

• Rachel Reeves
• Jamie Reed
• Yvette Cooper
• Chris Leslie
• Chuka Umunna
• Tristram Hunt
• Emma Reynolds
• Liz Kendall

Although the Labour Party's impending lurch to the far left is likely to stem their losses in the north of England where UKIP has replaced Labour as the party of the working class and in Scotland where the SNP have all but destroyed the Labour Party, it will almost certainly destroy the party in the midlands and the south of England.

"Fairness" and "equality" are great buzzwords to throw around but the Marxist way of achieving that is by dragging everyone down to the same level with punitive taxation, confiscation of wealth, nationalisation of industry and command economics. Marxist theory calls for the introduction of Communism complete with the abolition of private property, nationalisation of industry and state-controlled rationing of food and goods.

Corbyn might come across as an unassuming man of the people but he's a Marxist revolutionary and he'll take the shirt off your back if he thinks someone else deserves it. Nobody will prosper under Comrade Corbyn apart from the "revolutionaries" at the top.