A Cure For The Country's Ills?

As there is so much 'doom and gloom' around and a little 'tongue in cheek' humour might be welcome - the following could well solve the problems we have in this country today. in respect of race relations.

Firstly consider the original make up of the United Kingdom - before some idiot opened the front door and let everyone in. There were originally four kinds of people in this country: the Scots who kept the Sabbath - and everything else they could lay their hands on; the Welsh who prayed on their knees - and their neighbours; the Irish who never knew what they wanted - but were willing to fight for it anyway; and lastly, the English who considered themselves self-made men, - which whilst annoying the Scots, Irish and Welsh no end, relieved the Almighty of a terrible responsibility.

Now, if everyone else just buggered off and left us to continue fighting amongst ourselves................

Problem solved!